Welcome to the Bureau. Your singular goal is equilibrium. Humanity's belief must remain strictly between 30% and 70%.
Too Low (<30%): Apathy. We fade into myth.
Too High (>70%): Zealotry. They lose free will.
HANDBOOK // SECTION 02
Energy & Protocol
Every judgment costs Cosmic Energy. If your reservoir reaches zero, you cannot act, and the day is lost to chaos.
Pro-Tip from IT: "Management hides sensitive files around the desk. Clicking suspicious things might reveal them. Or break the space-time continuum. 50/50."
EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT
Choose Assignment
Be advised: metrics, resources, and overall misery levels vary heavily by department.
THE CELESTIAL TIMES
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Quarterly Progress
Day 1 / 30
Global Believers
50%
STATUS: BALANCED
Cosmic Energy
100
Performance Review
⚡ LITE MODE ACTIVE
CLOCK OUT?
Are you sure you want to end your shift early? Management will review your performance based on progress so far.