Branch 14 · Snuggleton · Springtime 1953
Welcome to the Auxiliary Room
Every letter on your desk is one the Whiz-Bang Mail-Chute couldn't read. A cheese smudge, a silly name, a town it couldn't quite remember. Your job: look closely, stamp right, get the mail bouncing.
Snippety-Snap Crab
Pinches seals open. The recipient will know.
Glow-Worm Jar
Peeks through paper. Seal stays intact.
Great Rolodex
Every known address. Fixes smudges.
"Floated Away" Ledger
Those now in the Great Cloud.
Match
Click two things on the desk, press Match.
Five Stamps
Deliver · Redirect · Boing · Muncher · Fluff.
— Head Postmaster Paws